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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Clementina. Clementina who? Clementina bit longer for a name, but it's mine.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Balthazar. Balthazar who? Balthazar last one, I promise, then I'm done.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Zachariah. Zachariah who? Zachariah long name but a short attention span, let's go.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rosalyn. Rosalyn who? Rosalyn the garden needs watering, could you help?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Josephine. Josephine who? Josephine-uinely lost, is this the right street?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Percival. Percival who? Percival always take the scenic route to the point.

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