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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Tobiah. Tobiah who? Tobiah honest, this is the last name I've got left.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Marguerite. Marguerite who? Marguerite day for a joke, don't you think?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Everly. Everly who? Everly morning I regret setting this alarm.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Emmeline. Emmeline who? Emmeline of people at the coffee shop was unreal today.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ignatius. Ignatius who? Ignatius the last knock-knock name I've got in me today.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Clementina. Clementina who? Clementina bit longer for a name, but it's mine.

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