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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Winifred. Winifred who? Winifred you'd never ask, but here we are.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Peregrine. Peregrine who? Peregrine light means go, you know.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Thaddeus. Thaddeus who? Thaddeus the last time I try a hard name for this joke.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cordelia. Cordelia who? Cordelia think this door is ever going to open?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Montgomery. Montgomery who? Montgomery Christmas to you too, bit early I know.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Barnaby. Barnaby who? Barnaby quiet, someone's trying to sleep.

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