More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Bertram. Bertram who? Bertram-endously glad you finally answered.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Prudholm. Prudholm who? Prudholm on, I think I've got the wrong address entirely.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Adelaide. Adelaide who? Adelaide the table already, dinner's ready.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Cornelius. Cornelius who? Cornelius the only vegetable my kids will actually eat.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Winifred. Winifred who? Winifred you'd never ask, but here we are.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Peregrine. Peregrine who? Peregrine light means go, you know.