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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cadwallader. Cadwallader who? Cadwallader believe I finally remembered how to spell that.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Featherstone. Featherstone who? Featherstone throw from perfect, but I'll take it.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh— MOO!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aw, don't cry, it's just a joke.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked.

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