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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a really bad joke, isn't it?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you already.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go beep beep, that's why I'm laughing.

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