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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go beep beep, that's why I'm laughing.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the music, this is my jam!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner, I hope.

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