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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the music, this is my jam!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner, I hope.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting sneeze. Interrupting sne— ACHOO!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Yah. Yah who? Glad to see you excited too!

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