More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh— MOO!
- Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aw, don't cry, it's just a joke.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a really bad joke, isn't it?