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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Lorraine. Lorraine who? Lorraine is coming, better bring an umbrella.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda if you're ever going to open this door.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Sidney. Sidney who? Sidney down, we've got a lot to catch up on.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Lyle. Lyle who? Lyle tell you once I'm inside, it's a long story.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rosalind. Rosalind who? Rosalind me twenty bucks, can I have it back?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Tobias. Tobias who? Tobias or not to Tobias, that's not really a question here.

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