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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Aurora. Aurora who? Aurora you gonna open up or just stand there?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Percy. Percy who? Percy-vere, I've almost found the right joke here.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Marlowe. Marlowe who? Marlowe and behold, you finally opened the door.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Harriet. Harriet who? Harriet up, we're going to be late.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Lorraine. Lorraine who? Lorraine is coming, better bring an umbrella.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda if you're ever going to open this door.

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