More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Percy. Percy who? Percy-vere, I've almost found the right joke here.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Marlowe. Marlowe who? Marlowe and behold, you finally opened the door.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Harriet. Harriet who? Harriet up, we're going to be late.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Lorraine. Lorraine who? Lorraine is coming, better bring an umbrella.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda if you're ever going to open this door.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Sidney. Sidney who? Sidney down, we've got a lot to catch up on.