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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Marcelline. Marcelline who? Marcelline of people at the bakery was worth it, trust me.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Lavinia. Lavinia who? Lavinia hurry, can we skip to the punchline?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Emmanuelle. Emmanuelle who? Emmanuelle of trouble if you don't open this soon.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Balthasar. Balthasar who? Balthasar the wrong door, I think, sorry about that.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Wolfram. Wolfram who? Wolfram this angle, you look like you're expecting someone else.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Isadora. Isadora who? Isadora locked, or is it just stuck?

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