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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Isadora. Isadora who? Isadora locked, or is it just stuck?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Vespasian. Vespasian who? Vespasian long enough out here, let me in already.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ottoline. Ottoline who? Ottoline forming outside the bakery, better hurry.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Callisto. Callisto who? Callisto see if you're home before I drove all this way.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Berengaria. Berengaria who? Berengaria long name today, let's just say hi.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Grantham. Grantham who? Grantham a minute, I think I hear my phone.

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