More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Vespasian. Vespasian who? Vespasian long enough out here, let me in already.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Ottoline. Ottoline who? Ottoline forming outside the bakery, better hurry.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Callisto. Callisto who? Callisto see if you're home before I drove all this way.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Berengaria. Berengaria who? Berengaria long name today, let's just say hi.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Grantham. Grantham who? Grantham a minute, I think I hear my phone.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Philippine. Philippine who? Philippine-ished with this joke, I promise, last one.