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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Winnie. Winnie who? Winnie are you going to answer the door already?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Omar. Omar who? Omar goodness, wrong house again.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rupert. Rupert who? Rupert the wrong number in the phone, wrong door too apparently.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Philippa. Philippa who? Philippa these forms out, I need your signature.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Perry. Perry who? Perry-aps you should just open the door and see.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Herb. Herb who? Herb-ally, this is my last knock before I give up.

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