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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen are you going to stop asking and let me in?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie sorry if this isn't a good time.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Marion. Marion who? Marion me was the best decision I ever made, open the door.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Toby. Toby who? Toby fair, this is a pretty good knock-knock joke.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Shelby. Shelby who? Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Reed. Reed who? Reed between the lines, I'm not leaving until you open up.

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