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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Shelby. Shelby who? Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Reed. Reed who? Reed between the lines, I'm not leaving until you open up.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly, wrong season though.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Norma. Norma who? Norma-lly I wouldn't knock twice, but here we are.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ginger. Ginger who? Ginger-ly opening the door might be a good idea, for both of us.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Chester. Chester who? Chester minute, I know I have the right address.

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