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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cassiopeia. Cassiopeia who? Cassiopeia back what you owe me sometime this century?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Demosthenes. Demosthenes who? Demosthenes are the toughest questions I've had all week.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Guillermo. Guillermo who? Guillermo patient than this, honestly, but here we are.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Leopoldine. Leopoldine who? Leopoldine your last chance before I walk away.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Maximilian. Maximilian who? Maximilian effort just to get this joke to land.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Genevieve the elder. Genevieve the elder who? Genevieve, I think we're out of names.

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