More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Hyacinth. Hyacinth who? Hyacinth this is a bit of a strange time to visit, but here I am.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Lucasta. Lucasta who? Lucasta glance at your porch light, it's out.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Ozymandias. Ozymandias afraid I've got the wrong address, apologies.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Philomena. Philomena's the one who gave me this address, blame her.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Theodosia. Theodosia who? Theodosia open or should I just wait out here?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Wilfreda. Wilfreda afraid this is the wrong house, but hello anyway.