More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Ozymandias. Ozymandias afraid I've got the wrong address, apologies.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Philomena. Philomena's the one who gave me this address, blame her.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Theodosia. Theodosia who? Theodosia open or should I just wait out here?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Wilfreda. Wilfreda afraid this is the wrong house, but hello anyway.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Marmaduke. Marmaduke who? Marmaduke and I are locked out, can you let us in?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Wendeline. Wendeline who? Wendeline forms are due, I'll wait for your answer.