More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Sam. Sam who? Sam time next week, same joke.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Distance. Distance who? Distance is too far to keep shouting, let me in.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Weir. Weir who? Weird question to ask a stranger at the door, isn't it?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in, it's cold out here.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you let me in already?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to come in, it's freezing.