More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Persimmon. Persimmon who? Persimmon around here must know where the exit is.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Barnabus. Barnabus who? Barnabus just left, you might catch it at the corner.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Rosalinde. Rosalinde who? Rosalinde me some sugar, I'm out for the recipe.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Josiah. Josiah who? Josiah standing out here forever, or you gonna let me in?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Evangelina. Evangelina who? Evangelina up outside your window, look down.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Montague. Montague who? Montague along with a very specific plan today.