More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Josiah. Josiah who? Josiah standing out here forever, or you gonna let me in?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Evangelina. Evangelina who? Evangelina up outside your window, look down.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Montague. Montague who? Montague along with a very specific plan today.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Hepzibah. Hepzibah who? Hepzibah honest, I've never used this name before.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Bartimaeus. Bartimaeus who? Bartimaeus a bad time, but I'll just wait here.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Thomasina. Thomasina who? Thomasina you around here somewhere before, haven't I?