More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock. Who's there? Bartimaeus. Bartimaeus who? Bartimaeus a bad time, but I'll just wait here.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Thomasina. Thomasina who? Thomasina you around here somewhere before, haven't I?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Cadence. Cadence who? Cadence door open a little faster next time?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Beaumont. Beaumont who? Beaumont this is a weird time to knock, sorry about that.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Florentine. Florentine who? Florentine minutes late, traffic was brutal.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Marigold. Marigold who? Marigold star sticker for answering the door, well done.