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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Nathaniel. Nathaniel who? Nathaniel be a good enough reason, right?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Anselm. Anselm who? Anselm this is definitely the right house, I checked twice.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Sebastiana. Sebastiana bit worried I've got the wrong floor, honestly.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Loretta. Loretta who? Loretta know if you're home, I'll come back later.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Humphrey. Humphrey who? Humphrey parking today, lucky for once.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cleopatra. Cleopatra who? Cleopatra minute, I dropped something at the door.

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