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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rosalinde. Rosalinde who? Rosalinde me some sugar, I'm out for the recipe.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Josiah. Josiah who? Josiah standing out here forever, or you gonna let me in?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Evangelina. Evangelina who? Evangelina up outside your window, look down.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Montague. Montague who? Montague along with a very specific plan today.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Hepzibah. Hepzibah who? Hepzibah honest, I've never used this name before.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Bartimaeus. Bartimaeus who? Bartimaeus a bad time, but I'll just wait here.

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