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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and I'll let you in.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, I forgot what I came here to say.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen are you going to stop asking and let me in?
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie sorry if this isn't a good time.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Marion. Marion who? Marion me was the best decision I ever made, open the door.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Toby. Toby who? Toby fair, this is a pretty good knock-knock joke.

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