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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cassian. Cassian who? Cassian your eyes over this proposal when you get a chance.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Beauregarde. Beauregarde who? Beauregarde, I think I've got the wrong apartment.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Cordwainer. Cordwainer who? Cordwainer minute while I check my messages.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Persimmon. Persimmon who? Persimmon around here must know where the exit is.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Barnabus. Barnabus who? Barnabus just left, you might catch it at the corner.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Rosalinde. Rosalinde who? Rosalinde me some sugar, I'm out for the recipe.

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