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  • Knock knock. Who's there? Hortense. Hortense who? Hortense situation could really use a laugh right now.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Frederica. Frederica who? Frederica lly need to use your bathroom, it's urgent.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Theodora. Theodora who? Theodora needs oiling, it's making a terrible noise.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Millicent. Millicent who? Millicent me a text saying you'd be late, I never got it.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Anastasia. Anastasia who? Anastasia at home tonight sounds perfect, honestly.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Fitzwilliam. Fitzwilliam who? Fitzwilliam take a while to say, so I'll just come in.

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