More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific creak on the third stair that has, over the years, become an involuntary home security system.
- There's a permanent scuff mark by the front door from a delivery box nobody remembers opening.
- There's a plastic bag full of other plastic bags under the sink that has reached a genuinely alarming volume.
- There's a drawer of takeout menus for restaurants that closed years ago, kept out of pure sentimental inertia.
- There's a specific rattle in the car's dashboard that appears only above forty miles an hour, and I've made peace with it.
- There's a spare key hidden somewhere on the porch that only I remember the location of, apparently, based on recent evidence.