More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific rattle in the car's dashboard that appears only above forty miles an hour, and I've made peace with it.
- There's a spare key hidden somewhere on the porch that only I remember the location of, apparently, based on recent evidence.
- The junk drawer's collection of orphaned chargers grows every year despite owning fewer devices than ever.
- There's a shoebox of old phone cables in the closet for devices that stopped existing before some of the kids were born.
- My umbrella has a fifty percent success rate against actual wind, which feels low for its one job.
- There's a specific rattle in the dryer that means one of the kids left something metal in a pocket, again.