More One Liner Jokes
- My umbrella has a fifty percent success rate against actual wind, which feels low for its one job.
- There's a specific rattle in the dryer that means one of the kids left something metal in a pocket, again.
- There's a specific way the fridge door needs to be closed or it doesn't seal, and only I seem to remember this.
- There's a lightbulb in the garage that's been 'about to go' for over a year now, defiantly.
- There's a specific pen in the house that writes better than every other pen, and it vanishes constantly.
- There's a spatula in the kitchen drawer that's melted slightly on one side, and it's somehow still my favorite.