More One Liner Jokes
- There's a lightbulb in the garage that's been 'about to go' for over a year now, defiantly.
- There's a specific pen in the house that writes better than every other pen, and it vanishes constantly.
- There's a spatula in the kitchen drawer that's melted slightly on one side, and it's somehow still my favorite.
- There's a specific towel in the bathroom that's designated 'good towel' and used for exactly nothing, ever.
- There's a specific step on the porch that everyone in the family instinctively avoids, for reasons lost to time.
- There's a specific creak in the office floorboard that gives away exactly who's approaching before they arrive.