More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific creak in the office floorboard that gives away exactly who's approaching before they arrive.
- There's a light switch cover that's been cracked for two years, held together with tape and low priority.
- There's a specific drawer that only opens if you jiggle it a certain way, a skill I've never successfully taught anyone else.
- There's a shelf in the pantry reserved for canned goods nobody remembers buying and nobody's brave enough to open.
- There's a specific creak in the attic that everyone's agreed to blame on the house settling rather than investigate.
- There's a specific box in the attic labeled 'misc' that has grown to contain roughly a third of our belongings.