More One Liner Jokes
- There's a spatula in the kitchen drawer that's melted slightly on one side, and it's somehow still my favorite.
- There's a specific towel in the bathroom that's designated 'good towel' and used for exactly nothing, ever.
- There's a specific step on the porch that everyone in the family instinctively avoids, for reasons lost to time.
- There's a specific creak in the office floorboard that gives away exactly who's approaching before they arrive.
- There's a light switch cover that's been cracked for two years, held together with tape and low priority.
- There's a specific drawer that only opens if you jiggle it a certain way, a skill I've never successfully taught anyone else.