More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife's patience for my long-winded stories at parties has, historically, tracked closely with how much wine's involved.
- There's an unspoken agreement that whoever wakes up with the baby monitor closer gets first pick of coffee mug.
- My wife's opinion of my taste in movies has softened only slightly since the incident she still refuses to elaborate on.
- There's a specific text tone my wife uses just for me, and I've never once managed to hear it without a small jolt of panic.
- My wife's threshold for what constitutes 'we need to talk about the budget' has gotten noticeably lower with each passing year.
- There's an ongoing, entirely unresolved disagreement in our house about whether the toilet paper goes over or under.