More Adult Humor Jokes
- There's a specific voice my wife uses on the phone with her mother that I've never once heard directed at me.
- My wife's shopping list and my interpretation of that shopping list rarely produce the same grocery bag.
- There's an unspoken rule that whoever brings up the in-laws first during an argument has officially lost.
- My wife's patience for my driving directions has a well-documented, rapidly diminishing half-life on long trips.
- My wife's opinion on my 'organizational system' remains, after many years, consistently and firmly unconvinced.
- There's a specific eyebrow raise my wife does at parties that means we're leaving in exactly ten minutes, no negotiation.