More Adult Humor Jokes
- There's a specific way my wife says 'do whatever you want' that carries the full weight of a formal warning.
- My wife's opinion of my tendency to interrupt movies with trivia has never once shifted in my favor.
- There's an unresolved debate over whether Sunday errands count as a joint activity or a solo mission with company.
- My wife's opinion of my ability to pack a suitcase efficiently has never once, in fairness, been wrong.
- There's a specific throat-clear my wife does across the room that means I've said something I'll need to walk back.
- My wife's threshold for how many unread books count as 'too many on the nightstand' keeps rising in my favor, mysteriously.