More Adult Humor Jokes
- There's a specific way my wife says 'sure, whatever you think' that means the opposite and I've never once figured out how to tell in the moment.
- My wife and I have fundamentally different definitions of 'we'll leave in five minutes,' and neither of us is willing to renegotiate.
- There's a permanent low-grade dispute over the thermostat that has outlasted three different thermostats.
- My wife's ability to fall asleep during a movie and then insist she saw the whole thing remains genuinely impressive.
- There's a specific voice my wife uses on the phone with her mother that I've never once heard directed at me.
- My wife's shopping list and my interpretation of that shopping list rarely produce the same grocery bag.