More Adult Humor Jokes
- There's a specific look my wife gives when I say 'I have a plan' that combines skepticism with reluctant curiosity.
- My wife's threshold for how many houseguests is 'too many' shrinks dramatically the longer any visit actually runs.
- My wife's memory for which of my stories I've already told at parties remains sharper than my own by a wide margin.
- My wife's ability to remember exactly what I wore on our first date remains a genuine mystery, given I have no memory of it.
- There's a specific tone my wife uses when asking 'did you already eat' that carries real investigative weight.
- My wife's patience for my attempts at assembling anything from a box has, fairly, never been particularly high.