More Adult Humor Jokes
- There's an unresolved argument over whether the ceiling fan light switch is actually broken or just unusually stiff.
- My wife once assembled an entire bookshelf in the time it took me to find the instruction manual.
- There's a specific way my wife says 'we should talk about the credit card' that I've learned to brace for immediately.
- My wife's threshold for how many unfinished garage projects count as 'a lot' apparently kicked in around project number three.
- My wife's memory for the exact grocery item I forgot last week remains, impressively, better than the actual list itself.
- I told my date she reminded me of a parking ticket. She had 'fine' written all over her.