More Adult Humor Jokes
- There's a real art to nodding along in a conversation with your wife while having genuinely no idea what topic you're on.
- There's a specific look my wife gives me across a crowded room that means the party is over whether I've noticed or not.
- The wedding photo on the mantel shows two people who had absolutely no idea what they were getting into.
- There's an entire unspoken language between me and my wife that consists mostly of sighs and eyebrow movements.
- The thermostat has been the site of more marital disagreement than any other object we own, combined.
- My wife's honest opinion of my karaoke performance was delivered with more diplomacy than I honestly deserved.