More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife can identify which drawer I raided for a snack purely from the sound of it not closing all the way.
- My wife's ability to remember exactly which stores have the best return policy remains a genuinely useful superpower.
- There's a specific look my wife gives the credit card statement that makes me want to explain purchases from memory.
- My wife's patience for waiting in line has a documented limit that I've learned never, ever to test.
- There's an unresolved debate over whether the good china is for special occasions or an occasion nobody's ever specified.
- My wife's opinion of my grilling technique remains unchanged since the smoke alarm incident two summers back.