More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife's patience for waiting in line has a documented limit that I've learned never, ever to test.
- There's an unresolved debate over whether the good china is for special occasions or an occasion nobody's ever specified.
- My wife's opinion of my grilling technique remains unchanged since the smoke alarm incident two summers back.
- There's a specific silence my wife gives me during football season that I've learned to interpret as genuine tolerance.
- My wife's threshold for how many houseplants is 'enough' keeps quietly rising every time I check.
- There's an unspoken family rule that whoever mentions diet plans first has to be the one who actually starts one.