More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife's memory for which restaurant we said we'd try 'next time' spans years and is, frankly, impressively thorough.
- My wife's ability to spot a typo in anything I write remains, embarrassingly, faster than any actual spell checker.
- There's a specific way my wife hums while doing chores that tells me exactly how her day actually went.
- My wife's patience for my long commentary during grocery shopping has developed a noticeably shorter fuse over the years.
- There's an unresolved disagreement about whether the leftover pizza box should stay in the fridge or just get thrown out.
- My wife's opinion of my ability to follow a recipe exactly has, fairly, remained low for the entirety of our marriage.