More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife's patience for my long commentary during grocery shopping has developed a noticeably shorter fuse over the years.
- There's an unresolved disagreement about whether the leftover pizza box should stay in the fridge or just get thrown out.
- My wife's opinion of my ability to follow a recipe exactly has, fairly, remained low for the entirety of our marriage.
- There's a specific text emoji my wife uses that means she's actually annoyed, not just mildly amused.
- My wife's threshold for how loud the TV can be before it's 'too loud' seems to shrink specifically during my shows.
- My wife keeps a mental list of every home improvement project I've started but not finished, updated in real time.