More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife's opinion of my ability to follow a recipe exactly has, fairly, remained low for the entirety of our marriage.
- There's a specific text emoji my wife uses that means she's actually annoyed, not just mildly amused.
- My wife's threshold for how loud the TV can be before it's 'too loud' seems to shrink specifically during my shows.
- My wife keeps a mental list of every home improvement project I've started but not finished, updated in real time.
- My wife's ability to sense exactly when I'm about to suggest ordering takeout again is genuinely, unnervingly accurate.
- There's a specific way my wife says 'do whatever you want' that carries the full weight of a formal warning.