More Adult Humor Jokes
- There's a specific sigh my wife does when I mention a new hobby idea that conveys more skepticism than words could.
- My wife's memory for exactly which drawer everything belongs in remains permanently, mysteriously superior to mine.
- There's a specific ringtone reserved for my mother-in-law that I've come to recognize before it even finishes one ring.
- My wife's tolerance for my puns during dinner parties has, over the years, developed a very specific and low ceiling.
- My wife's ability to negotiate a better price on literally anything remains one of the more useful mysteries of our marriage.
- My wife alphabetizes the spice rack, and I've been finding paprika in the wrong place for eleven years running.