More Seasonal Jokes
- The kids' Halloween candy inventory gets audited nightly, by them, with real suspicion toward each other.
- The New Year's resolutions written on the whiteboard were quietly erased sometime in mid-February, unmourned.
- The Thanksgiving turkey took forty-five minutes longer than the recipe promised, same as every year, no lessons learned.
- The kids' summer boredom peaked exactly three days after school ended, right on schedule.
- The school's holiday concert program listed forty minutes. It ran ninety, mostly due to unscheduled bathroom breaks.
- The kids' snowman-building ambitions always exceed the actual available snow by a wide margin.